if you give...

Because summer is like like living in kid world,

{where we watch kid shows, read kid books, and eat kid foods}

I am beginning to process thoughts with my "kid brain".

{so don't judge}

Today I lived this....

{as I will tomorrow...and the next day}

If you give the kid a swimsuit...

They'll want a hose to go with it.

But before you give them the hose...

they will need a nice layer of sunscreen.

{which sunscreen will make them cry about getting it in their eyes}

And after they make muddy pools of your lawn with the hose... in 10 minutes...

they will want a towel to dry off.

The smell of coconut on the towel will remind them that they are SUPER starving for a snack...

and only an otter pop will hit the spot.

So they beg their mom for an otter pop.

{which she gives them out of the goodness of her heart}

{with a warning to throw away every wrapper!!!!}

After holding the otter pop for 13 seconds...

 they will ask for a paper towel to wrap around the bottom, so their hand doesn't freeze off.

So their mom tells them to use their towel.

{which she has already supplied them}

While eating the otter pop wrapped nicely in its plastic tubing,

the kids somehow get a gallon of sticky otter pop EVERYWHERE.

Since they {and their towel...bad idea mom... and swimsuit} are now covered in gooey goodness...
they will ask for someone to spray them off with the hose.

Luckily the hose will clean them off nicely .
{but they will be SOOO freezing}

{and they will need a towel}